With the devil in my bed and the devil in this bottle.

[reddragdiva]

Not that I meme. But as it's Commercialisation of Romance day: you wake up next to me. To your right is me, to your left is the bedside table (with all the things one might want to find therein), ahead of you is the door, behind you is the window. What's your first thought? Your second and third?

Update: Yes, the coffee will be about fifteen minutes!

Comments

[hestia.livejournal.com]

coffeeeeeeeeeeee...

[reddragdiva]

Coming right up, darling!

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

where is oscarhocklee?
where are my glasses?

[reddragdiva]

They're on the bedside table, of course. Your phone is there as well.

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

I'd probably be quite shocked. My thoughts would likely be a jumble - since I'm not in my room, I don't remember going to bed with you, and I have no idea what transpired. :-)

[redcountess]

"I'm home" :-)

"coffeeeee!"

"needaweee!"

[shadowdaddy.livejournal.com]

You're the second or third iteration of this meme I've seen today, and it's funny...my first thought each time has been the same:

"webcowgirl, what have you gotten me into now?!?!"

=P

[arkady.livejournal.com]

"Pretty boi." :-)
"I'm in the wrong bed, aren't I?"
"Where's Liz?? This is her side of the bed!!"

[topbit.livejournal.com]

1/ Good to finally meet ya, been reading you in the monastery for years.
2/ With that description, there's gotta be a grue around here
3/ /me Thinks, "Am I wearing any pants?"

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/]

"Hrm, I'm in bed with him"
"So what did we do last night?"
"Am I going to get into trouble for it?"

[redcountess]

Not from me :-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/raven_/]

Am I dreaming.

Is this the past.

Have we had a pyjama party?

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Probably "Hmm, my penis feels like it is in a Dyson" ;-)

I like this meme

[webcowgirl.livejournal.com]

1) Mmm, yummy man.
2) Are there more XXX on the table? Maybe in the drawer ...
3) I'm sore ...

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

"where am i?"
"what's that smell?"
"oh, god, it's me..."

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

"Oh shit"
"OH SHIT!"
"Shit."

[rufus.livejournal.com]

What time is it?

How in the world did I end up in bed with David?

I hope I didn't sleep *too* acrobatically.

[edwards.livejournal.com]

1st: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
2nd: I am NEVER drinking Absinthe again.
3rd: I need tea.

[tephramancy.livejournal.com]

1st: "Shit, I'm in East London."
2nd: "Shit, I don't know how to get out of East London."
3rd: "I don't remember James being *that* blonde..."

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

1) *blink* I'm in bed with reddragdiva.
2) I'm reasonably sure he doesn't fancy me.
3) Why then am I in bed with reddragdiva?

[severina-242.livejournal.com]

1. How on earth did I get to London without noticing?

2. I'm never drinking Tennants again!

3. How nice to see David again!

[clanwilliam.livejournal.com]

1. Arrrgh!

2. Eeek!

3. Arrrgh!

[lothie.livejournal.com]

1. What the fuck am I doing back in the UK?

2. Oh RAWR!

3. *censored* ;)

[ejde.livejournal.com]

coffee, coffee, coffee!

[reddragdiva]

On its way promptly! And sorry for tripping over you on Friday!

[jauncourt.livejournal.com]

1: How in hell did I get halfway across the world?

2: Why don't I remember last night?

3: Where's the coffee?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

1) Where've Liz's tits gone?*

2) Oh, I found one of them.

3) Oh!


*my liz's, naturally.

[reddragdiva]

"I didn't realise she was lactating! ... er."

[rosefox]

1) "Is that London out the window? But I can't afford a trip to London! I'll miss work! Am I supposed to be at work? What time is it? What day is it?"

2) "Where's my laptop?"

3) "Hm. I appear to be in bed with David. Perhaps the laptop can wait for a bit while I snuggle up with him and explain tenderly that I will crush his testicles like... like... like things that get crushed in big crushing things if he does not explain to me immediately just what the fuck is going on here."

3.1) *sniffsniff* "Someone's making coffee. Now I'm hungry."

[reddragdiva]

3) "I was hoping you could tell me that. Hey, nice Powerbook!"

[ex-unagothae16.livejournal.com]

GOOOOD MORNING!

mmmph sleepy

MUST PEE NOW!