I forgot to tell you several things.

[reddragdiva]

I have a lengthy proper update to make, but I'm not with it enough to post coherently. So instead, ask me something you've always wondered about me, and I'll probably answer.

Comments

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

How many different jobs have you had in your life?

[reddragdiva]

Oh Ghod. Door-to-door sales rubbish (lasted two days), civil servant, really bad C programmer, administrative assistant (secretary), paid student politician, temp data entry (like being dead but paid by the hour for it), general PC geek (pay cheque bounced), internet tech support, antivirus tech support, sysadmin who touched Windows, sysadmin who didn't touch Windows, sysadmin who didn't touch Windows. Plus other stuff I didn't get paid for but which is on my CV.

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see a picture of you in red drag, complete with red-dyed ostrich feathers.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Red isn't really Diva's colour. It would need some serious make-up tricks to pull it off, as he has the wrong colouring for it.

I have a photo of him dressed in black drag standing against a red wall though....

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

Apply photoshop (or the Gnu Image Manipulation Programme), then!

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Alas, my artistic skills extend only to those media that I can touch and feel with my hands. I have no skills with photomanipulation whatsoever. I could probably paint a picture of Diva in a red dress, but I cant take a photo of him in a black dress and make it red digitally.

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

Changing black to any other colour is a nasty little job to do. I've done it before but I'd rather not do it again, especially when the Gimp is all you have at your disposal.

But I'd love to see a work of art of him done by you.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

There's a sketch of him on my deviantART Scraps gallery here (http://www.deviantart.com/view/12475135/). I never got around to finishing it.

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

Oooh, very nice. Very like him. Not that I've ever met him... or you... or anybody on here, but from the other pics I've seen.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :-)

[medakse.livejournal.com]

your work is gorgeous.
:)

[arkady.livejournal.com]

*blush* Thank you. :-)

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Be careful what you wish for. But if you're into that kind of thing, here's a picture (http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/26452130/3866905) of Hairy Ears in drag with ostrich feathers.

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

That's beautiful.

[reddragdiva]

Bring me the dress and the ostrich feathers!

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

I have two red dresses, I lack ostrich feathers.

[medakse.livejournal.com]

how much do you truly adore me? ;)

actually, if you were stranded on a desert island, which five books would you praise the gods for, if only you were shipwrecked with them?

[reddragdiva]

I want your luscious body because I want to EAT YOUR BRAIN. And have done for years.

[reddragdiva]

And I have NO IDEA on the books. Those things made of lots of paper stuck together at one side, weren't they?

[nisaba.livejournal.com]

Do you love gudangs more than me?

[reddragdiva]

For you, I would switch to Djarums. (I don't mean on your sayso, I mean for you in exchange.)

[nisaba.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is love.

[reddragdiva]

Damn right. But will you marry me? Pfeh!

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Why, god, WHY???

[reddragdiva]

Because.

MUWAHAHAHAHA

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!

[hawkeviper.livejournal.com]

Should I hurry up and send your ass the phone I promised?

[reddragdiva]

It's not critical :-) I've got Arkady's old Ericsson. Which is mostly usable, except the battery is too old to hold a charge very well ...

[hawkeviper.livejournal.com]

hrm... do you like flip down phones? *looks at the T29s on his desk*

[reddragdiva]

Could be fun :-D

[hawkeviper.livejournal.com]

It's metallicish black, and I swear it would suit you. If so, and with the hope that I'll beable to get out of my house tomorrow, I could post it to you then. Not sure how long it'll take to arrive... not even sure if the post is running at. Blizzards suck.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

This is a sort of cheesy question, but where and with who were you when you had the best orgasm in your life? :)

[reddragdiva]

You realise there is no way on Earth I can answer any question like that in a public post without lying like a male.

Every partner I've ever had has been wonderful. But the best two would definitely be with my current darlings. Of course!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

If you want to keep it a secret, you can find an old post of mine and leave the truth there! I promise not to tell...

;)

[reddragdiva]

The real answer is that the orgasm is just one part of a wonderful time in general. Some of the best - or most remarkable, which may or may not be something one would want every day* - sex I've had, I haven't come during.

and as for specifics, I expect I'm going to be lying like a male again

* or, maybe, one would!

[frou-frou.livejournal.com]

Do you miss me?

[reddragdiva]

Very much so, darling :-*

[frou-frou.livejournal.com]

I miss you too...it's just not the same without you. There's a lot to be said for old friends who know you and won't take any crap.