I love you! Now me! I love you!

[reddragdiva]

Q1: If you wanted to chat me up, what chat-up line would you use?

Q2: If I wanted to chat you up, what chat-up line should I use?

(Ganked from trishpiglet. Go on, feed my Monday.)

Comments

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

1. Ah, go on. I've got cloves!

2. It's the bit from Things to Do In Denver When You're Dead:

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: What's your name?
Dagney: Dagney
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide?
Dagney: What?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them thump.
Dagney: What's Thump?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them thump, I can make you thump. Have dinner with me.

[reddragdiva]

I fear the "glide" bit made me think of the Trinny and Susannah robots in Dr Who, and RTD saying he deliberately made them move like Daleks.

[rosefox]

"Well, who needs strength and decency when you have a nice ass?" has been in my sigquote list forever. I love that movie.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

1: "Get your - hic - Hello - SEX!"

2: "Here's fiddypee. Don't hurt me too much."

[reddragdiva]

Did I mention that (a) I've started exercising and am showing signs of a six-pack (b) I'm on medication that makes me bruise easily?

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

You are a bad man, Mister Diva. A bad man.

[reddragdiva]

And sick and wrong, don't forget those.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Less with the sick and the wrong, I'm afraid. I've met much worse.

[rosefox]

I'm on medication that makes me bruise easily

Now there is a pick-up line. Yum yum.

[reddragdiva]

Meeeep! *runs and hides*

[rosefox]

*looks faintly disappointed*

*pouts*

*quivers lower lip*

*blinks upwards hopefully*

[reddragdiva]

Hmph. We shall see.

[rosefox]

Don't worry, I'm quite capable of leaving no marks whatsoever.

[reddragdiva]

Well, that's probably all right then ;-)

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

A1: "Want to see my scars?"
A2: "Fancy a drink?"

[grega.livejournal.com]

1) Nice boots...

2) Don't you think the sex change surgery was a great success? ;o)

[lunadaze.livejournal.com]

this bastard stole my one-liner! :P
nice boots, all the way, answers both questions.
a classic never dies dammit - kinda like us
*pokes mister d*

[reddragdiva]

Not only alive, but responding! Lovely to see you darling :-*

[lunadaze.livejournal.com]

**MMWA**

[rosefox]

"I'm in town" would work for both, I think.

[reddragdiva]

G'day!!

[rosefox]

Wow, I don't usually get that large a font until I've taken my shirt off.

[reddragdiva]

Phwoar, nice iBook luv ;-D

[rosefox]

*snicker* Hey baby, wanna come upstairs and see my lapdancetop?

[reddragdiva]

I'll contemplate the top of your lap for quite some time. Or some of me will.

[karen2205]

Q1, God knows. Probably "Explain $geeky concept to me". I don't do chatting people up.

Q2, Anything so long as it doesn't sound like a chat-up line - things that sound like chat-up lines make me feel uncomfortable and I respond by finding a polite way out of the conversation.

[frou-frou.livejournal.com]

"G'day!" to both (although I see you've already responded to someone with that. Hmm: does that prove my point?)

[absinthea.livejournal.com]

Q1: What drink would you fancy that I buy you? (I'm just not all that into creating fun little chat-up lines)
Q2: I dunno, but the wittier the better! ;)

[booklectica]

Well, first I'd get a stepladder... :)

[reddragdiva]

Bah! You could wait till I'm sitting and you're standing! On Friday, we were actually near the same eye level ...

[booklectica]

Or I could hypnotise you into cutting your knees off.

(I tried this with the equally tall spyinthehaus on Friday night, but we agreed it was a touch ambitious and I should probably have tried to hypnotise him into buying me a drink instead.)

(Just realised what the correct icon for this thread was!)

[reddragdiva]

Must ... obey ... the ... breasts ...

[ex-unagothae16.livejournal.com]

1. *ahem* *charming smile*big eyes* Hi. *blush*tremble*
OR
OH MY GOD! IT'S ABOUT TIME! EEEEEE! HI!!!! *ahem*blush*buries face in hands* eep!

2. Nice boots!

The `Una is NOT subtle.

[reddragdiva]

We like the not subtle ;-D

[ex-unagothae16.livejournal.com]

Nice boots! :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/]

A1: "Fancy a shag? This cubicle's vacant".

A2: I've no idea. Stating you find me attractive would probably help.

[kalinichta.livejournal.com]

A1: "Brace yourself."
A2: "My dick size is almost as impressive as my I.Q. score."

[lothie.livejournal.com]

Anything but "Hi! What's your sign? I'm a Feces!"

[ashbet]

1. "So, d'you want to pet me some more?"

2. . . . that sort of thing gets me into all sorts of trouble, I'd best abstain!

-- A, who's had striking success simply dragging my intended into my lap, although I don't have a large enough sample size to say whether it's a generally effective tactic!

[reddragdiva]

Yes. "C'mere, you *snog*" has a lot going for it.