Now if only we could all grow wings and fly.

[reddragdiva]

Polyaviary: when you want lots of birds and the odd cockatoo.

Polyapiary: covered in bees, possibly causing an outbreak of hives.

(courtesy jozafeen)

Comments

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Polyapiary:

*embraces*

[arkady.livejournal.com]

*groans*

[steer.livejournal.com]

polyglot: Far too many people embracing alternatives to monogamy.

polynomial: The nagging worry that you can't quite remember the names of everyone you're sleeping with.

[lolliepopp.livejournal.com]

polyapparel - Matching outfits so you can find each other in a crowd?

[reddragdiva]

I heard tell of ciphergoth's troubles finding a purple shirt for Saturday.

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

Polytheism: When your lovers really are sex god(desse)s.

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

polymoronic: Fitting multiple definitions for varying degrees of stupidity.

[hazejam.livejournal.com]

Now tell me (for I am a n00b) what do they really mean?

[arkady.livejournal.com]

They don't actually exist. Check dictionary.com.

[hazejam.livejournal.com]

God I really am aren't I? Feeling a bit dyslexic today anyway, so that doesn't help.

[rosefox]

sinboy was just talking this morning about wanting a rooftop apiary.

[also-huey.livejournal.com]

Polyunsaturated: There's not nearly enough people you want to sleep with around here.

[reddragdiva]

Monounsaturated: You can't imagine signing up for a one-to-one relationship with any of these people without a gun to your head.

Spell checker work grate. Now I need grandma chicken.

[drzero.livejournal.com]

polyamyary : Wantng to sleep with a lot of people named Amy.

polyaimary : Trying to shoot more than one person at the same time.

polayamoorous : More than one place to park your boat (fnar. fnar.)

[beckyzoole.livejournal.com]

My partner bbwoof had a great definition last night: "Polyamory is when there are more than one people you don't have time to have sex with".

(I am linking to this!)

[bbwoof.livejournal.com]

That was semperfiona.

I only wish I had said it.

[kandelschwartz.livejournal.com]

polygon: when your pet parrot dies