And a morbid lump of Love in his flag.
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ciphergoth had a problem at the London Fetish Fair today: what to do about the woman he overheard at the bar discussing how she was allowed to send ten emails per account, so would create hundreds of accounts and cleverly use them to promote her site using the other site?
Fortunately, arkady noted this and I proceeded to work out answers to today's burning ethical question:
What shall we do with the pervy spammer?
What shall we do with the pervy spammer
What shall we do with the pervy spammer
What shall we do with the pervy spammer
At the Fetish Fair bar?Chorus:
Hayway and up she rises
Patent leather o' diff'rent sizes
Hayway and up she rises
At the Fetish Fair bar.
- Sling her in the sub cage till she's rueful
- Keep her there till she's slightly clueful
- Pull out the buttplugs and beat her all over
- Take her and shake her, try to wake her
- Trice her up in some Japanese bondage
- Give her a taste of the barbed wire rope end
- Give her a pint of penis enlarger
- Stick on her back some h3rb@l v1k@grk@
- Shave her breasts with a rusty Rolex
- String her from the ceiling for target practice
- Tie her to a frame feet up, head under
- Put her in the cellar with the spills pipe on her
- Soak her in lube till she sprouts flippers
- Put her on AOL till she's sober
- Put her in bed with the sysadmin's daughter
- Take the baby and practice further
- Turn her over and drive her windward
- Put her with the toys till the horse dildo fits her
- Heave her by the leg and from an O-ring string her
- Then we'll start over on the pervy spammer!
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Date: 2005-09-04 07:09 pm (UTC)BWAH.
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Date: 2005-09-04 08:37 pm (UTC)I've been lusting after them for ages, but haven't been able to justify a $500 price tag on a pair of boots. I've been hoping for the exchange rate to fall...
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Date: 2005-09-04 08:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-09-04 07:56 pm (UTC)Some people will do anything with an injection molder. Sheesh.
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Date: 2005-09-04 08:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-04 08:07 pm (UTC)It can be haiku though:
Injection molder
in use here! Look out - horse schlong
is emerging now.
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Date: 2005-09-04 08:01 pm (UTC)why didn´t you get her e'mail so you can send this to her!
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Date: 2005-09-04 08:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-04 08:34 pm (UTC)(Would it be crossing the streams to mention the guy we saw with the ThinkGeek "1|= y0|_| c4|\| r34d 7|-|1z y0|_| n33d 70 g37 |_41d" shirt?
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Date: 2005-09-04 10:13 pm (UTC)use strict;
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Date: 2005-09-05 01:15 am (UTC)Been a good 2 years or so since I last went to the LFF with Paul I suspect now.