You know exshactly what I'm talkin' about.

[reddragdiva]

WARNING: Contains dentistry, though not in detail.

Zhish morning I went to the dentish and my fache wash shtill blurry coupla hoursh later. Got two fillingsh done and prepared for nexsh Tueshday, when I get zheshe front teesh recapped. It'sh been twenny-five yearsh shinche I fell off my bike and landed on my fache, front teesh firsht. Handy hint: when your front tyre'sh already blown out, don't zhink "she'll be right" and try to keep going ... around a corner ... downhill. Or you can have a grey front toosh for twenny-five yearsh too. God, jusht imagine me with a winning shmile.

At leasht I get a good resht in the chair. I like the dentish 'cosh when I'm lying back in that chair, no-one can call me, messhage me, interrupt me or ashk shtupid queshtionsh. It'sh all I can do not to fall ashleep. I shometimesh zhink I'm the only pershon in the world who feelsh zhish way.

I got home from work to discover redcountess and arkady conspiring over gardening pr0n. Arkady is now wearing The Leather Coat as workwear. She needs to put her coat pics up if she can ever get them off the phone. I have also fed Liz medically necessary chocolate cake.

Correction: There are no pics as yet of Arkady in her coat. There are two pics on her phone of me in my coat.

Comments

[hobbitblue.livejournal.com]

Ouchy on the dentist, but yay on a gleaming smile. I'm not vain particularly, don't do much about my looks apart from being neat and clean and wasn't fussed on my teeth but I *do* prefer my lovely white straight capped front teeth to the ones nature gave me, (one with a flat edge, one with a weird serrated one.)

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

i hate the dentist. it's all i can do not to grab him/her around the neck and scream STOP TOUCHING MY TEETH!

[tintintin.livejournal.com]

Ditto on the grey front tooth - mine is a legacy of 7 years' rugby-playing. However, it's been hidden behind a veneer since '96, thankfully.

[gothbabe.livejournal.com]

Hope it goes well with the dentist. Medicinal cakes. Yummy. = D

[narnee.livejournal.com]

I shometimesh zhink I'm the only pershon in the world who feelsh zhish way.

I used to feel that way. That was perhaps due to the dentist being the only one I'd ever seen as he was my dad's childhood best friend, knew my drug tolerance so always gave me enough laughing gas not to feel pain, and knew my parents so gave me enough laughing gas to get high.

Then I once saw a dentist in the UK. Now I am afraid of dentists.

[reddragdiva]

Hah. Mine in Melbourne was very good, which is part of why he was bloody expensive. The one I saw yesterday is just a little like being processed in a dentistry factory, though the actual work seemed good and efficient and he described what he was doing and so forth.

I have seriously considered visiting the US just to get dental work done. "Where are you coming from?" "England." "Purpose of visit?" "American dentistry." "WELCOME IN!"