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reddragdivaI got into work at 8:30am after waking up at six. I of course woke twenty minutes before the alarm and delighted in tormenting ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
arkady awake. She's so cute when she's three-quarters dead. I am drinking coffee with no sugar and nibbling on dry All-Bran for breakfast. (I keep some in the desk drawer for nibbling, you know.) When did I, of all people, go so badly off sugar?
Tonight, if convenient, we shall be fetching KITAENS from vatine's. Hmm, need a litter tray ...
Entertain me. Post something about COCK. (No fowl, domestic or wild, accepted for this purpose. We're talking phallusies here.)
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Date: 2005-09-29 07:56 am (UTC)I think we should be OK, I might actually have a change at 17:30, so might be a tad later, but I should be home at some time.
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Date: 2005-09-29 08:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:35 pm (UTC)Perhaps we should call one Tawny and one Julie ...
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:40 pm (UTC)Here I go again....
Date: 2005-09-29 08:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 08:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 08:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 10:21 am (UTC)Would it make sense for you to rendezvous with Arkady somewhere along the route and then sprin forth from there? I'm sure we could lend you a cat carrier temporarily (we've got two right now).
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Date: 2005-09-29 10:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 11:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 11:03 am (UTC)If I seem anxious, it's because I am. It's not *every* day one's babies move out of home.
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Date: 2005-09-29 11:46 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 11:57 am (UTC)In addition to "big list up there", I'd include a cat-brush and some cat toys (there's these lovely knitted cat-toys with organically grown catnip on ebay once in a while...), but those aren't "Right Now" items.
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Date: 2005-09-29 07:57 am (UTC)Fine, just ruin my fun. :P
Um. Did you know there's a website where you can order what claim to be genuine various-animal-phallus dildos? Including, if I recall correctly, some sort of whale? For extra entertainment, locating the URl is left as an exercise for the reader.
(That was the best I could come up with on short notice. I haven't been to bed yet.)
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 06:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 07:59 am (UTC)"Come, let us retract the foreskin of misconception and apply the wire brush of enlightenment."
"Can i swab your tonsils with my glans?"
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Date: 2005-09-29 08:06 am (UTC)*wince*
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Date: 2005-09-29 08:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-09-29 08:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 08:42 am (UTC)As it is nearing the end of the week and the desk is in a sorry state, there is a (working) router leaning precarious against it and it is looming over a stuffed frog brought back from Florida.
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Date: 2005-09-29 08:55 am (UTC)Americans like circumcised ones better. i disagree. i think they look a bit silly and untidy when flaccid, and tend to be less sensitive, so sex goes on too long and gets very boring. contrary to popular belief, not all women take hours to get off.
i also deliver these interesting facts about reptile COCK, shamelessly stolen from the encarta website.
Male turtles and crocodiles have a single penis, but male lizards and snakes have two penises, called hemepenes, which are covered with folds and spines that hold the penis in place during mating. These animals use only one of their hemepenes each time they mate. In species that mate more than once in succession, the males alternate hemepenes. Male tuataras do not have a penis; instead they use the muscular opening of the cloaca to deliver sperm to the female.
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Date: 2005-10-12 06:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 09:01 am (UTC)fitting a cat flap
working out where the most convenient vet is (& making appointments)
bedding
scratching post
toys
de-worming? anti-flea stuff?
food
collar/bell
brushes - depends on length of fur
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Date: 2005-09-29 01:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 01:38 pm (UTC)I see a trip to the one in High Street for us on Saturday ;-D
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Date: 2005-09-29 02:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-09-29 09:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 10:23 am (UTC)"We are the glans of the penis that is going to penetrate the Swedish literature!"
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Date: 2005-09-29 10:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 10:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-29 10:36 am (UTC)http://www.wunderground.com/hurricane/wp200519.asp
NWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2005-09-29 03:06 pm (UTC)Re: NWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2005-09-29 03:20 pm (UTC)Re: NWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2005-09-29 03:25 pm (UTC)Re: NWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2005-09-29 03:43 pm (UTC)(COCK)
COCK (mine)
Date: 2005-09-29 05:06 pm (UTC)And for the visually-oriented, variety is the spice of life. <--can't be WS at all, really
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Date: 2005-09-29 07:17 pm (UTC)and have no preference for circumsized vs uncircumsized
and will not be getting any cock in the foreseeable future *CRY*
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Date: 2005-10-12 06:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-12 06:33 am (UTC)