Raisin her host of hair from her crooks.

[reddragdiva]

I've just been reminded (by a post of mofette's) of a friend of my ex-fiancee who would speak of keeping a bottle opener hooked by a chain to her clit piercing so she could open bottles at parties by putting them up under her skirt and fiddling a bit. I don't know if she ever actually did this. I do know she did the one where she would go to nightclubs with a water-pistol full of water and another full of urine and squirt people with the one they deserved. "What can I say, it was Canberra."

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[arkady.livejournal.com]

That's ... uh ... truly special. Thanks for sharing. I think.

[trayce.livejournal.com]

"What can I say, it was Canberra."


*hearty laugh* Ah yes. That makes so much sense.

[reddragdiva]

It was of course Miss Alex, who needs a LiveJournal if anyone did.

[shamus9999.livejournal.com]

And you sometimes wear a skirt, right?

I'm frightened.

[reddragdiva]

Although I am a man of many abilities, opening bottles with my dick is not one of them. Changing tyres, now ...