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I'm wondering when the bit I get to sleep is. I was all set for an early night, then the beeper went off at 11:30pm and kept going off every five or ten minutes until 2:30am, when in sleep-deprivation-addled desperation I rebooted both boxes (which is standard for the NT boxes but not for the Linux ones), which apparently was what I should have done in the first place. If they go off again tonight I should apparently just switch them off (via Remote Insight). Hooray. Then I should get the developer responsible and wire 240 volts to where his genitalia would be, set to switch on whenever the problem occurs.

This evening I am going to Ikea at fucking Lakeside, there to seek MALM bed, LACK coffee table, FJUS light shelving, BETA plant mover and REKTANGEL vase, and to try the EKTORP couch. Your advice and experience of any of these is most welcomed.

The tabletop dishwasher we bought via [livejournal.com profile] megabitch and [livejournal.com profile] korenwolf is definitely the finest new household good ever discovered, even after doing a rough calculation of just how much it costs in electricity.

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Date: 2004-12-02 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amon-zero.livejournal.com
I have the Ektorp couch. Comfy. Makes me feel like a grownup ;)

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Date: 2004-12-02 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rbarclay.livejournal.com
This evening I am going to Ikea

Bwahahaha. My condolences.

(The LACK tables are OK for their price, they even hold up to me standing on them. The EKTORP line is pure and utter crap. I can recommend their BEDDINGE line, more bang for the buck.)

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Date: 2004-12-02 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rbarclay.livejournal.com
I tested it at a local Ikea about a year or so ago.

I usually don't sit on the couch/sofa, but rather lie on my side whilst reading and/or watching TV. Therefore I take a book with me to the store, and if I can read it for half an hour in a comfortable position without my back starting to hurt, then, and only then, it has passed the test. Another thing some people tend to overlook is that a couch/sofa will often be occupied by more than one person, maybe cuddling, maybe not. It should be large enough in all dimesnions, not just length, for those involved. Fixed armrests or somesuch most often are a PITA for watching TV, although they're fine for reading whilst lying on the back. The possibility of converting it into a reasonably-sized bed for guests is usually a plus, too.

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Date: 2004-12-02 07:06 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] redcountess
We're looking at the EKTORP 3 seater, not the two seater, so that will hopefully fulfill the needs of spreading out and guest accommodating :-)

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Date: 2004-12-02 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-e-cat.livejournal.com
when naming ikea furniture do you think the designer gets writers block and just mashes his forehead into the keyboard?

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Date: 2004-12-02 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com
No, Svenska really does look like that.

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Date: 2004-12-02 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-e-cat.livejournal.com
FJUS looks like a blashfamous phrase minus a few letters and EKTORP sounds like a dummy eco corporation that is the front for an evil empire planning on taking over the world with cheap DYI flatpack furniture.

I still love the names though

and can still see that designer slowly pounding his head repeatedly into the keyboard

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Date: 2004-12-02 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com
To my brain, EKTORP sounds like an exotic new weapon system for SFB :)

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Date: 2004-12-02 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-e-cat.livejournal.com
hehe I invented a new word!

blashfamous
the art of swearing without using all the letters

Fkff
fku
fknl
fjus

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Date: 2004-12-02 08:05 am (UTC)
vatine: Generated with some CL code and a hand-designed blackletter font (Default)
From: [personal profile] vatine
"Ektorp" is a placename. Directly translated to English, it'd be something like "Oakthorpe" or "Oakcottage".

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Date: 2004-12-02 07:05 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] damien-wise.livejournal.com
I'm waiting for the the GÖNNAD chair or the PHLEM lampshade (not to be confused with the SPÜTEM range of cutlery)... :)

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Date: 2004-12-02 05:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] wednesday
The hot dogs are good, the gumdrops are num, and the pear cider is drinkable, should you give up and go to the food boutique section. (I don't know how well they prepare their own dogs, though.)

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Date: 2004-12-02 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com
By the looks of them they're LOUD.

Let's see. My mother has a LACK coffee table, which is sturdy enough but very painful when you walk into it because it's pointy.

If you decide that the DALSELV bed looks better than the MALM bed, I ought to point out that the if your floor is at all uneven the leg in the middle of the bed lets the whole neighbourhood know when you're having sex. I advise looking underneath the others to see if this is true of MALM also.

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Date: 2004-12-02 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daneel-olivaw.livejournal.com
Egads does that bed have harmonics in all the *wrong* places. I recommend testing such things out in-store. It's not like the staff haven't all seen it *a thousand* times before...

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Date: 2004-12-02 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com
People pointed enough when we sat on them all and bounced up and down! (On IKEA's atomically flat floor...)

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Date: 2004-12-02 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com
If there was any reproduction going on in that bed, I would have noticed the effects by now...

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Date: 2004-12-02 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com
If you decide that the DALSELV bed looks better than the MALM bed, I ought to point out that the if your floor is at all uneven the leg in the middle of the bed lets the whole neighbourhood know when you're having sex.

really?

we have 2 of the dalselv beds (one was sent to us free when the other broke, and so we found a way to make a new part and use both), and we've never had that problem. i guess our floors are more even than i thought.

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Date: 2004-12-02 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
We have the largest MALM bed.

It is ace.

There are comfier mattresses than the one we bought, but I love it.

Reassuringly weighty parts (though with a few light metal struts that make you think "what's THAT for?", gives you space under the bed, lets you lie half-off the bed with no hassle, meh, it's a bed, it works :D

Shagwise: Sturdy!

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Date: 2004-12-02 07:45 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] redcountess
Which veneer did you get it in?

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Date: 2004-12-02 08:44 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] redcountess
We're getting the Birch. It will be so nice not to sleep on a mattress on the floor the place looks like a doss house!

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Date: 2004-12-02 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antiopa.livejournal.com
We have the LACK table, which we love. Handy storage space. We put a pair of rectangular baskets (also purchased at Ikea, if memory serves) on the shelf under the table for things like tv/dvd/video remotes. I think our couch is EKTORP, too. It's comfy, but we seem to have bent a piece or something in the back, as we can feel it shift if we lean in exactly the right spot.

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Date: 2004-12-02 08:07 am (UTC)
vatine: Generated with some CL code and a hand-designed blackletter font (Default)
From: [personal profile] vatine
Had it not been for the semiannoying fact that I am on-call, I would've volunteered as mental support and tagged along. Alas, as I am on-call, you shall have to go unSweded at IKEA.

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Date: 2004-12-02 12:34 pm (UTC)
vatine: Generated with some CL code and a hand-designed blackletter font (Default)
From: [personal profile] vatine
Yah, my on-call starts 17:30 and finishes at 09:00, startinmg yesterday, finishing 09:00 Wednesday next week. Luckily, I'm working the weekend, so taht's already a wasteland. :/

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Date: 2004-12-02 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arkady.livejournal.com
I too have volunteered, but having only just gotten up out of bed after sleeping all day I fear this is impractical. I appear to also be still suffering lithium poisoning, and understandably Diva has enough on his mind without worrying aout me at the same time.

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Date: 2004-12-02 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com
I wouldn't try wiring his genitalia: I very seriously doubt that he nor anyone else has seen his genitalia since 1984. A better option involves pyrotechnics and arson: one rigged action figure in his Star Wars collection, and if he gets out of line, there goes a few hundred thousand dollars of petrochemicals and overpriced licensing.

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Date: 2004-12-02 02:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] redcountess
BTW, here is Ciao.co.uk's page on the dishwasher including a review.

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Date: 2004-12-02 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com
in addition to the beds, we have 2 of the triangular LACK tables, black, and they're quite good. they do really show water marks, but they can be washed off. don't let the bottoms of the legs get wet, though. our shower leaked through the wall, and the little bits of wood on the bottoms of the legs all dropped off.

i had the REKTANGEL vase, too, and it was lovely - reasonably well made, and pretty. bit tricky to wash out inside, mind, as the edges are quite sharp, and it's very slippery.