Words of advice for young people.

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Teenager? Want to keep yourself pure and holy? Want to be able to know what you're talking about but truthfully admit to a low number if pressed? Just remember: you KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY if you only sleep with the same sex! Same with sodomy: if it's anal or oral, it's NOT SEX and DOESN'T COUNT. You can reach your wedding night pure in mind, heart and body but still have a clue what you're doing. Just please remember your condoms in the meantime.

Inspired by eyeliner297's travails. I recommend cheap vodka for the psychic shock.