Words of advice for young people.
Nov. 28th, 2005 11:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
reddragdivaTeenager? Want to keep yourself pure and holy? Want to be able to know what you're talking about but truthfully admit to a low number if pressed? Just remember: you KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY if you only sleep with the same sex! Same with sodomy: if it's anal or oral, it's NOT SEX and DOESN'T COUNT. You can reach your wedding night pure in mind, heart and body but still have a clue what you're doing. Just please remember your condoms in the meantime.
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eyeliner297's travails. I recommend cheap vodka for the psychic shock.
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Date: 2005-11-28 11:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-28 11:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-28 11:49 pm (UTC)Yours are not brane-safe. Then again, I don't think mine are either.
Diva is now giving me funny looks.
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Date: 2005-11-28 11:52 pm (UTC)We're freakin' heroes, I tells yer!
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Date: 2005-11-28 11:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-01 05:41 am (UTC)I was, before now, not familiar with this comic. I am currently in stitches.
*bows down in respect*
Also, Orneryboy icon, yay!
-- Andi :D
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Date: 2005-12-01 08:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-28 11:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-28 11:58 pm (UTC)You beat me to the linkage.
I love the "commercials".
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Date: 2005-11-28 11:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-29 01:01 am (UTC)Also, in cases where $USER has their vanity domain hosted at $ISP forwarding to an AOL address, and they get spam to their vanity domain, and it ends up in their AOL box, and they complain about the spam--AOL chalks it up on $ISP's blacklist tab, rather than the actual sender. Our people have talked to their people about this as well. They do not view this as being a problem, either.
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Date: 2005-11-29 01:14 am (UTC)The latter I can speak to: it's not a problem. The user is complaining about getting spam from an IP address, so AOL is blocking that IP address. System works as designed, unless you're the person doing the forwarding, but still, there's a couple solutions to that: 1) don't forward anything to AOL, 2) don't forward spam to AOL, 3) get decent spam-filtering and don't let your users see it in the first place, much less forward it to AOL, 4) allow your users to forward things to AOL, but strangle any of them that forward spam to their own AOL account and then complain about it, 5) give up the intarweb bidnes and mow lawns for a living...
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Date: 2005-11-29 11:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-29 12:12 pm (UTC)See! Mail configuration and sodomy are intimately related! Just like super glue and sex toys!
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Date: 2005-11-29 06:47 pm (UTC)Ummm...I think there's a tab I click for that in Outlook 2003...
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Date: 2005-11-29 02:56 pm (UTC)And now, back to the buttsex.
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Date: 2005-11-29 06:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-29 12:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-29 12:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-29 07:46 am (UTC)Ah, I see the problem: you should be in their bed.
Also, if you go on top, their mummy can worry about them getting knocked up.
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Date: 2005-11-29 01:21 am (UTC)Courtesy of AdRants. Click the image for the full-size version.
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Date: 2005-11-29 02:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-29 12:22 pm (UTC)(I sympathize with the cock issues, but love the whole Blort Receptacle concept.)
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Date: 2005-11-29 01:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-29 01:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-11-29 02:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-11-29 06:49 pm (UTC)Wait, are we talking about the same thing here?
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Date: 2005-12-08 06:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 08:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-08 10:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-29 11:16 am (UTC)Five months into my first serious relationship I gave up on technicalities.
Life got a hell of a lot more fun after that...
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Date: 2005-11-29 11:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:21 am (UTC)