I SHALL FUCKING TRIUMPH AND FUCK YOU.

[reddragdiva]

BARKEEP! Thunderbirds for all! I'm feelin' generous.

Well, about two years ago I started writin' this fake news blog. It was good while it ran and bad while it di'n't.

Then the fuckers tried ripping me off. I upped sticks and kept right on going. Also found a pile of others they'd done the same to.

Well. notnews.today.com has stopped resolving. I found out why — having failed at everything else, they've sold today.com to the MSNBC Today Show!

I win. *drinks*

p.s.: just edited my sitemap.xml to include all the notnews.today.com URLs and told Google to rescan. So their pages will be recrawled and marked DEAD. *stab* DEAD. *stab* DEAD. *stab*

p.p.s: I THOUGHT THOSE WERE TABLES I was stabbing. I'm just in a HAPPY MOOD. For ME that is. Here, have some 20-20 with yer Thunderbird.

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[tcpip]

Congratulations.

Now all you need is the MSNBC Today Show to pay you as a guest 'blogger :)