My funeral ... your trial.

[reddragdiva]

In honour of finally sinking as low as a MySpace account (though at least I got a Goth Intranet one too):

1. NAME ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

Bob. My right shin was viciously attacked by the clothes basket. (Really.)

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Coffee splashes.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE?

My favourite feature is that the ring tone doesn't actually offend me.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

I don't listen to music, I listen at music.

5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?

This.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

Free time. Money to use in said free time.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

Gudangs. (sob)

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?

Anything with vanilla.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?

"and."

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?

redcountess, because I am the king of procrastination.

20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?

I am a native speaker of Bullshit.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

What the fuck.

27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?

Works for me.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Have done.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Oral sex.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

Lately, my skills with a camera. I make people who hate their appearance like their photo.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?

Go into rum-running.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

One or two.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

I'd probably fuck me. (It helps that I know I'm easy.)

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?

I assume good faith and trust everyone to be themselves.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Lego, Meccano and Fischer-Technik.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

It was somewhere over a hundred before I lost it. I need to reprogram this phone with every damn number ever.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

The look in the eyes.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

I got Diva because I went on #uk_goffs as diva because when I went on as reddragdiva everyone abbreviated my nick to "Red."

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

Only if I have to.

71.WHAT'S THE LAST FURRY THING YOU TOUCHED?

tom_pusscat

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

I don't want me to answer these questions.

76. WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

Liz talking to Tom.

79.WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

How they move, then their boots.

84.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT?

Dancing and fucking.

93.ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?

I used to be, now if I fancy someone I damn well tell them. I wish I'd realised this ten years before I did. Just TELL THEM, dammit — even when I get a "no," it's a pleasant and often flattered one.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Summer, actually. I really like summer here.

95.KISSES OR HUGS?

Kisses. And fucking.

96.RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Yes please.

97.WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

"some meme whore who claims to hate memes." — siani_hedgehog

100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?

Two or three, maybe more. If you are, do feel free to tell me in as many words. Even if I say "no," I'll be flattered.

Don't bother hunting down and killing me, evidently I'm already dead.

Today I am perkier than previously. Did my exercises for the first time in a week. Just got a text inviting me to Antilight on Saturday. Then there's jhaelan's picnic-in-absentia on Sunday, assuming the forecast of "torrential" doesn't hold. Then there's silkyraven's drinks on Monday.

Another dead camera in the post today, an Ixus 700. This will be very 'l33t if I can revive it. Current pile is an Ixus ² with a likely disconnected CCD, the 50 with the cracked LCD (working but too fragile to let loose) and a II, IIs, 50 and 700, all with suspected or confirmed E18. I'll probably get an E18 400, 430 or 500, because I promised arkady could keep one if she fixed it, then hold off until I'm sure of our 'l33t repair sk1llz.

Update: Disassembling the v² with the help of an S100 (same thing, two models before) parts list and the IXUS-World E18 repair guide. These things are frightening.

Comments

[arkady.livejournal.com]

My god. You did a meme. Granted, it's a meme where you get to talk about your favourite subject but.... Who are you, and what have you done with Diva??

And my God. MySpace?? You're not merely dead, you're buried six feet under and moaning "braaaaaiiiiinssssss....." under the daisies.

I'd just like to point out that I prefer my answer to no. 29 to yours.

[reddragdiva]

I must say I enjoy being on the receiving end of yours!

(waking them with coffee made the way they like it)

[arkady.livejournal.com]

I'm a Capricorn. It's a Capricorn thing. We demonstrate our affection in practical ways, instead of going "splort!" at people. Far less messy. We're less good at spontaneous displays of affection (giving or receiving).

Aquarians on the other hand seem to be permanently afflicted with a case of year-round Spring Fever.

[ejde.livejournal.com]

Although being woken with coffee is *essential* when I'm about, you know you've got a keeper when they remember how to make it properly for you. :)

[reddragdiva]

Oh yes. I hardly ever stew Arkady's tea lately. Mostly.

[syringavulgaris.livejournal.com]

Why, dear God, why?

(I have a few friends who are on MySpace, and I tried, I really did. But after the third retinal burn in under two minutes I regained some sense of self-preservation and fled back to the...mature sanity of LJ? Bleargh. Spiral of horror, this.)

[reddragdiva]

Bands, mostly. Lots of bands have songs and stuff up on MySpace, but you have to join to get past their front profile page.

[secretlondon.livejournal.com]

Yep. I joined some time ago and never used it - tried a couple of months ago and it wouldn't accept my password. Asked them to resend my password and it's the same. Wrote a support email and got a form letter back a week later..

It's just for the music. I don't fancy picking up 14 year olds or whatever else My Space is normally used for..

[reddragdiva]

I'm already getting "be my friend!" straight-out spam. I wonder if there's a way to switch it off.

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

i like my #29 better than yours. as far as yours is concerned, i think i'm the only woman on earth who thinks it's better to give than to receive.

[reddragdiva]

I meant it in terms of giving!

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

i'm tempted to work out an arrangement where i give oral sex, and receive cars, money and property...

[reddragdiva]

I think that requires a handy octogenarian.

[damerell.livejournal.com]

I've known at least one woman with no interest at all in receiving except when stoned. It's not as universal as is popularly supposed.

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

yeah, it seems to be one of those pop culture myths, along with women taking forever to get off, and men not enjoying foreplay. although, it also seems true that the sort of people who give sex advice tend to subscribe to it.

[damerell.livejournal.com]

I need a userpic for straight-up rude posts.

I think it's just confusing a tendency - _most_ women enjoy receiving, women are _on average_ slower to get off, men are _in general_ less concerned with not leaping straight in - with an absolute rule. Which is inevitable, particularly in a subject where people aren't very prone to free discussion.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

No, you're not. And some of us prefer not to go there at all.

[seph-hazard.livejournal.com]

One of my collegues thinks you look like Alan Rickman.

*snork*

I've been showing off the photos of Friday to *everyone*, by the way...

[reddragdiva]

WTF? Jason Isaacs!

:-D

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Nah. It's me doing the Snape impersonations presently. Diva does a damned good Lucius Malfoy though.

[reddragdiva]

BTW, that is such a good pic. I think I'll do an A4 of it. Then you can look at yourself for always.

[seph-hazard.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'd love a printout of that picture...
:-D

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

Missing out questions on a meme is cheating. Not to mention confusing for us of a linear mentality.

[reddragdiva]

I think you should sue!

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

I told you not to call me Sue in public!

[marylemore.livejournal.com]

Oh good lord. MySpace. Back In The Day(tm) I had an account to search/add local bands to keep an eye on, then creepy weirdos from my past got to stalking.

In any event I added you to my anonymus lurker account ^.^ lyke intranetz best friends forevah~~

[reddragdiva]

ZOMG WTF LOL 4EVAH W00T!!!!1!one!!!

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

How many "friend requests" or whatever have you gotten just from mentioning this? I got 5 when I mentioned mine, but then I'm not all that popular.

[reddragdiva]

Several. I expect a few more this morning.

[jeshyr]

84.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT?

Dancing and fucking.

You never change :) From my quotes file, undated but in the mid 1990s:

How do goths keep fit? Sir, Dancing and Fucking. -- you

And since you said, if you ever wanted to "keep fit" with me I would be very lucky. Not that I expect it to happen :/

Hugs and love,
r

[reddragdiva]

:-***** You've always been very fanciable. Your body may not work, but it's decorative ;-D

[jeshyr]

Phwoar :)... I don't suppose you're visiting any time soon? *innocent face *

[reddragdiva]

I fear not *sob* Though Liz plans to arrange a visit once we're safely moved, so she can visit her mum and brother.