Consumer jollies!

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This morning, we dismantled the Ikea bed. As I said on Uncyclopedia:

Ingvar Kamprad is a Marxist absurdist from Sweden. He attempted to prove socialism correct by inducing suicide in the bourgeoisie: tormenting suburban husbands to the point of Scandinavian levels of alcoholism with a fiendish program of mental torture and induced psychosis involving self-assembly furniture. His key innovation was to notice that the middle classes are explicitly excluded from the provisions of the Geneva Convention. He later sold this program to the United States of America under the code name IKEA.

That achieved, the new bed arrived after two months' wait. And hooray, two of the drawers are unusably broken! arkady says they look like they were damaged during delivery. I called customer disservice baying for blood and was told they couldn't or wouldn't do anything until the end of next week. I invoked the spectre of "give me all my thousand quid back, including delivery." (Trading Standards offer such useful ideas. I successfully invoked this spectre against Ikea a few years ago and did indeed get back everything including delivery.) We shall see. Whiny Little Bitch mode: ACTIVATE.

Apart from that, we're fine. Just fine. I might have a camera for eyeliner297 to start on, even.

Is there really nothing on this weekend? It's a long weekend!

Update: reddragdiva.co.uk is doing its party-stopping yoyo impression. I hope to move it to the non-deprecated server soonish.