Blues in clueful.

[reddragdiva]

WELL I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN'
HAD A CIGARETTE AND A POT O' COFFEE
GAVE BIRTH TO THREE FECAL AMERICANS

(link courtesy flemco; actually worksafe)

Comments

[yellowrocket.livejournal.com]

Oh no you didn't - Liz and Arkady would hang, draw and quarter you if you even contemplated a morning ciggie...

[wendolen.livejournal.com]

That's an impressively long digestive tract...

[ladykathryn.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't German shepards feel their ethnic identity was compromised if they were referred to as Canine Americans?

Not to mention Chihuahuas...