Blind Lemon Kraftwerk.
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reddragdivaBlind Lemon Kraftwerk ("cotton mill" in German) was a German electric Krautblues band of considerable influence.
Like many German musicians of the 1970s, they had a pioneering role in the development of black culture and hip-hop music. Their authentic cultural heritage was stolen by the wily New York MC and turned into gangsta rap. And do they get paid? Do they hell.
Antecedents
Early German blues music traces its origins to such Krautblues artists as Blind Lemon Karlheinz Stockhausen, Blind Lemon Walter Wendy Carlos, Blind Lemon Conny Plank and Blind Lemon Radiophonic Workshop. The last in particular was responsible for the powerfully influential Doctor Who Theme and its haunting symphonic lyricism.
Krautblues was born in Germany, nourished in the wretchedness of the Marshall Plan and raised in the cauldron of social democracy. It is the music of a beaten but unoppressed people, unique because of its honesty, dignity, defiance, and its ultimate middle-class truth.
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Early success
Blind Lemon Kraftwerk formed when Mississippi Ralf Hütter and Lightnin' Florian Schneider met on the banks of the Kling Klang delta in Düsseldorf. They discovered a common interest in the authentic Krautblues culture and how to deal with encroaching American cultural influence.
Their breakthrough album was 1975's Fahr'n Fahr'n Fahr'n Auf Der Autobahn Blues, with the title track's haunting symphonic lyricism:
- Fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
- Fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
- Ich habe der fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn blues.
This popularised the twelve-bar motorik beat, just in time for punk rock.
Blind Lemon Kraftwerk's haunting symphonic lyricism deals with postwar European delta life and cultural poverty — riding in the back of the car on the Autobahn, riding in the back of the train across Europe, using home computers (from the back of the operating system) and the like. The lyrics are minimal but reveal a deep and passionate grasp of the very fabric of life and community in the Düsseldorf delta — a strong sense of alienation existing side-by-side with a celebration of the joys of working in a bank. An excellent example is "Das Modell", from their followup album Die Girlymenschmaschine:
- Sheee ist a model ant she'ss lookink goot
- I'd like to take her home viz me, zat's unterstoot
- Ich habe der fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn blues.
How the black man stole the Krautblues
Their 1978 album, Trans-Delta Express, featuring the hit song "The Krautblues Had A Baby And They Called It Eurodisco", made its way to New York, where Afrika Bambaataa and Colonel Arthur Baker heard a copy and promptly ripped it off for their dancefloor hit "Pat Boone Presents Planet Rock":
- I am ze operator viz my pimps and ho's
- I am ze operator viz my pimps and ho's
- I've got those fun fun fun on der Autobahn blues.
And they didn't even pay them. So the imperialist New York devils proceeded to steal all their ideas, the way it always happens.
In the late 1970s, Sylvia Robinson, the genius behind genre-bending Sugarhill Records, reportedly said "if I could only find a black boy who could announce in a monotone like a German, I could make a million dollars." She found that black boy, and that black boy began cutting krautblues sides written by Big Boy Neu!, Little Junior Tangerine Dream and Blind Lemon Faust. That boy’s name was Grandmaster Flash. And people thought the haunting symphonic lyricism of "The Message" was original:
- Don't — push — me — 'cos I'm — close to theee — eeedge
- Don't — push — me — 'cos I'm — close to theee — eeedge
- I'm try-ing — not to have them fun fun fun in the Auto Barn blues!
Reparations for the Krautblues
The Def Jam Invasion was fueled by German Krautblues. The beat goes on with continuing CD sales, techno festivals, Eurodisco documentaries, original 1983 first pressings of "Blue Monday", t-shirts, posters and even a sizeable internet market for instructional videos such as How To Play Moog Like Blind Giorgio Moroder. These are just a few examples of the extent of the cultural theft of German music.
Germans have attempted to claim back their music. Notable examples include Marschall "Emundem" Matters, with his lyrical symphony about a haunting, Das Echte Dünne Schattige. Sadly, his only reward was a string of number one albums and buckets and gobs and wads of cash, as well as coke and fame and chicks.
Blind Lemon Kraftwerk died on a disco dancefloor in a snow storm in segregated Berlin. It was regarded as such an inconsequentially bourgeois event that no death certificate was issued, allowing the band to come back for its 2000 tour, a mere shadow of its former self, and have dumptrucks full of money forced upon it by Ecstasy-addled ravers.
Techno, trance, industrial, gangsta rap — all owe their existence to the Krautblues. The New York music industry power structure stole the Krautblues from the German community simply because they could. It was not given away for free, and billions of dollars were made on the bleeps. It is time for the music industry to pay the bill.
Can blue men sing the whites?
See also
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