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J.G. Ballard and William S. Burroughs, The Voices Of Goatse: 1960s middle-class suburban British scientist Richard Traven decodes messages hidden in interstellar radio transmissions and discovers that the expanded anus is the fundamental unit of information and starts seeing it everywhere.

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[zotz]

As opposed to the somewhat earlier The Website of Dorian Goatse, of course.

[secretlondon.livejournal.com]

Does Uncyclopedia have space for such a project? ShitiBooks?

[damien-wise.livejournal.com]

You're a bad man!
The Goatse that is known is not the eternal Goatse.

For that, I give you: Scientist: Frog could be 25 million years old (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17168489/") -- Tiny amphibian was found completely preserved in bottle of Coca-Cola.

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

The more I thought about it, the more it turned into an episode of South Park.