Another goth killing! When will it end?
Apr. 17th, 2007 11:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
reddragdivaVIRGINIA TECH, Virginia, Monday — In another example of appalling devil-worshipping Satanist carnage, a goth has shot up the Blackburg campus of Virginia Tech, killing thirty-three students and then himself.
"It's obvious he was a goth," said Police Commissioner Donut, "from his ... ah ... white ... vest. And he was Korean as well. And a gamer. That proves it."
Republican strategist Mike Murphy was quick to comment, noting the incident proved once again "we need 'goth control,' not 'gun control!'" Charlton Heston announced a series of NRA talks to be held at the campus next week.
Several jocks from your school have been seen chasing anyone wearing black shouting about how "yo' shot our sweet Jesus!"
When asked for comment, Marilyn Manson was quoted as telling our reporter to "fuck off."
At the usual place, of course. CC by-sa 2.0.
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Date: 2007-04-17 11:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-17 11:28 pm (UTC)I thought it didn't look quite right ...
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Date: 2007-04-17 11:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-18 12:03 am (UTC)Actually, I was waiting for Asshole'Reilly or Lou Dobbs to go off on how this was another example of the immigration problem.
And damned if that cunt who talks out of the side of her mouth didn't try steering things so people were wondering if it wasn't a terrorist linked shooting.
Using the wrod terror seven times in less than five minutes? C'mon, how low can FAUX news go?
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Date: 2007-04-18 12:51 am (UTC)-googolplexgoogolplex.
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Date: 2007-04-18 07:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-18 08:33 am (UTC)I think we should take decisive action against them by bombing Iran.
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Date: 2007-04-18 12:08 am (UTC)Pure genius at work.
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Date: 2007-04-18 08:06 am (UTC)Or am I missing something ;)