Right out there.
Jun. 3rd, 2007 03:46 pmTo the Dev, where I sunk four pints and talked rubbish with
envoy and ?? and
stompyfairy and
flavius_m.
barbedwirekiss laughed like a drain at reasons why babies are better than users:
- Babies don't lie about what they just did.
- Changing a nappy is quicker than rebooting Windows.
- Babies shit and scream for a reason.
- Babies grow out of shitting and screaming all the time.
Slimelight remains the last option for a Saturday night out. I was walking around the corner of Torrens Street when a gaggle of underage goth girlies told me I had nice legs (I told you I wear skirts to get chicks) and could I get them into Slimelight without ID? Sadly not. And no, I didn't get carded. The place hasn't changed in five years. I knew four people there and spoke to two of them, including a long babble with
delomelas about geekery and suburbianity, but somehow everyone looked exactly the same.
Escitalopram is goddamn crack pills. I got in at 5am utterly smashed and got up at 11am and tidied the kitchen. What on earth.
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Date: 2007-06-03 03:10 pm (UTC)To quote the sales literature, you are discovering 'the real You'. Which would appear to be the perfect 1950's housewife.
As I cannot post my demented witterings to LJ, I am going to the Pembury.
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Date: 2007-06-03 03:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-03 03:13 pm (UTC)I am bunking off the Pembury alas.
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Date: 2007-06-03 03:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-03 03:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-03 04:06 pm (UTC)pro: less likely to vom on the floor
con: more likely to vom on your shirt
pro: less likely to piss on your shoes
con: more likely to piss in your face (be glad yours is the other kind!)
pro: grow out of needing you to touch their poop
con: it's more frowned upon to give them away when you want to move to a loft
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Date: 2007-06-03 04:58 pm (UTC)Ahhhh, domesticated bliss. Sebastian has discovered this (or started to) and I think he'll get better with the baby, he doesn't seem to realise why they need so much and therefore maybe how much mess/puke/poo they create?
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Date: 2007-06-03 09:49 pm (UTC)HA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA.
HA.
Wait a month or two and see if you can repeat that statement with a straight face.
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Date: 2007-06-03 10:04 pm (UTC)I'm still taking comfort in the last one.
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Date: 2007-06-04 05:28 am (UTC)I have two lovely little boys who I often wish to just eat, but never once have I fantasised about stetting them on fire, as I did with the tech support clients I used to get to help every day for hours and hours.
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Date: 2007-06-03 10:09 pm (UTC)*looks it up* Ah, Lexapro! Yes, that's good stuff. It more or less resurrected
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Date: 2007-06-03 11:20 pm (UTC)