Party party. Party.

[reddragdiva]

• The BBC's scientific profanity list (and original PDF report).

You know parenthood is dissolving your brain when you find yourself saying "Oh, what a perfect little yawn!"

I plan to go to Betty Ford Clinic tomorrow. For tango as well. What are you doing this weekend?

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And no, we're not getting a Harry Potter delivered to the club at midnight. Although I'll be most pleased to take delivery of a Hermione if you have one handy.

Comments

[pndc.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm almost tempted to show up to Betty Ford, just to see what this infamous club is all about.

[reddragdiva]

The beers are Guinness and Stella.

[pndc.livejournal.com]

Right, so that's coke all night then...

[reddragdiva]

I expect you to put in actual effort in your clothing, then. I'll do your makeup for you when you get there ;-p

[pndc.livejournal.com]

What actual effort is required?

I've been wearing jeans and T-shirt for so long I'm not sure I've got anything else in the wardrobe.

[reddragdiva]

Nice boots! Or shoes.

[pndc.livejournal.com]

I only have one pair of footwear: these size eleven black steel-toecapped boots.

[heliumbreath.livejournal.com]

Fresh polish and a bit of rubbing on your Nice Boots and you should be good to go.

[reddragdiva]

If you do feel like exploring this "social life" thing with partying with the g*ths, I would actually quite recommend B-Movie. It's also a bit of a BOFH hangout if you get bored with pretty things.

[pndc.livejournal.com]

Is it possible to get bored with pretty things?

[reddragdiva]

Yes, you may accidentally talk to one.

[pndc.livejournal.com]

That's alright, they'll be talking about themselves so much they won't realise I've just made a swift exit.