Computer says "no."

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We have all finished reading Aslan Saves Middle Earth from the NAZIS! Not that it took long. At least it was a better finish than The Many-Coloured Land, where by the ninth book you could tell the author was hating every word individually and could hear her bludgeoning the keyboard with her face. Fantasy epics: Just Say Fuck No.

I'm on a Perl training course this week. I am told that my initial assessment that it consists entirely of quirks and silly tricks and that they then bolted on flow control, OO, etc around version 4 or 5 is reasonably near the money. It's like what people who learnt programming in TRS-80 BASIC would go on to invent when given real computers. (In reality, the people who would have been programming in TRS-80 BASIC invented PHP instead, writing the interpreter in C code inspired by TRS-80 BASIC.)

(Perl programmers: please stop by perlsurvey.org, being done by damned_colonial.)

There is somewhat of a cultural divide in those on the course: myself, the other sysadmin and the deaf webmaster (whose signing translators are tearing their hair out keeping up with the fast-flowing tech speak) on one side and the other webmasters on the other. It took one two hours yesterday to realise that computers follow a precise list of instructions for every single thing they do — she'd never consciously understood this before. I would have thought it a prerequisite for a, y'know, programming course. And she's not stupid.

I realise this is what leads to goatseing MySpace. I'm not sure what can be done about it — how to communicate this disastrously lacking piece of cultural literacy more widely. IT'S NOT A HARD CONCEPT, SURELY.

Tomorrow I shall be drinking to seph_hazard's increasing age.

Freda is still ridiculously cute.

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"You are", "you're" etc

Friggin' wrong userpic as well.