Product of the year!

[reddragdiva]

On eBay, no less. (Courtesy Walter.)

Wikipedia Homepage + 12 Permanent Text Links SEO

First of all these text links and content will be "permanent." We can list your site in the US or across the global Wikipedia pages.

Want more traffic? Who doesn't.

Regular text links on random sites and in directories, no one looks at, may help a little with link popularity but don't you want some traffic? More traffic = more conversions.

Last month over 40 million people looked at Wikipedia.org. #10 most trafficked website according to Alexa. And Wikipedia.org shows up in Google and Yahoo! results. A traffic gold mine.

But how do you take advantage of this? How do I list my website on Wikipedia without it getting deleted?

That is where we come in. We have an extensive SEO background, we have knowledge of Internet User behavior, we know how they search and what they search for. We will get more people to see you on Wikipedia and work with the Wikipedia guidelines to increase the amount of text links to your website. More people will see your website, they will click your text links, hence more traffic.

We will build one homepage for your website on Wikipedia.org and 10 text links from other Wikipedia.org pages to your Wikipedia.org page and 2 external links to your Website.

Let us show you the Wikipedia traffic gold mine.

The feedback mumbles "haxx0r3d account" to me. You?

Alternately, Durova has better ways. (Precis: don't be a dick.)

Comments

[secretlondon.livejournal.com]

Feedback doesn't look haxxored to me.

They've sold SEO stuff before - since Feb 07

Everything on here is SEO related.

It looks like they used to sell computer games.

Basically I don't think this is a haxxored account.

[reddragdiva]

That's why I said "mumbles" - there's long time gaps in the first page of feedback.

Oh well, guess he must be an honest crook.

[secretlondon.livejournal.com]

These are the guy's neutrals and negs all computer game related and very few considering the amount of feedback he has.

[metal-tiara.livejournal.com]

I cannot help but read the last line as a cat macro:

"Wikipedia traffic gold mine. Let me show you it...."

[reddragdiva]

Yuh. Completely with extremely pissed-off Orcs coming at you.

Me, Evil? Who, me?

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Yes, well...

How long is it since you could buy a WoW character off-the-shelf, complete with skills, equipment, backstory, and clan membership?

...The it was off-the-shelf Second Life characters.

Next, the entire online persona of an interesting person in offline life. For the cash-rich but time-poor urban professional (read: people too sad and too dull to be actually interesting or have a network of friends), an off-the-peg 'be an interesting person online'. Naturally, the Premium deLuxe vesion comes with online cred for Wikipedia contributions, a TecnoRati'd and Boing-Boing-ed blog post, and at least one Open Source tool in the next Ubuntu release.

F**K. Why didn't I think of that? Or you? Charge a premium for a friendslist with hot goth babes!