Third and bird.

[reddragdiva]

I'm also reading LiveJournal for the first time in about three or four months. This is why some of you are seeing an inexplicable barrage of comments on old posts.

(If anyone's thrown an "answer this post or you suck" tantrum, do feel free to point them here.)

Beer. Beer good. Back hates me lots and lots. Being a sour and grouchy old man. (Young teenager consistently calls me "old man" now. For some reason I find this endearing.)

Called my dad on Christmas Day and said I now understood LOTS of the stuff he did as a dad, now that I'm "Dad." He laughed. Good Lord, I do housework unbidden. I still loathe it from the core of my being as ever, but I do it.

arkady's genius idea: replace the Microsoft Office paperclip with a pair of breasts, nipples jiggling about in a helpful manner. "Hi, it looks like you're staring at my chest. Would you like help with that?" (horngirl points out this would make a fantastic T-shirt, and I point out she's just the person to wear it.)

Been taking a week off Notnews. Now I need to get back into the groove. Suggestions welcomed.

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[unagothae.livejournal.com]

P.S. changed my default icon because this picture makes me happier than one that reminds me of the asshole who took it everytime I see it.

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

Would the t-shirt have the paperclip, or the picture of the breasts?

[reddragdiva]

I assume the paperclip for context; we can assume the breasts are behind the T-shirt.

Though someone has to make up a "breasts" character for Office 97. Complete with googly eyes.

[gths.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good slogan for http://www.typetees.com/

[vatine]

(.)(.)

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

Synchronicity. A few nights ago myself and a colleague were discussing replacing Clippy with goatse man.

Not that we would then turn it into a virus or anything. No siree, not us.

[tenshikurai9.livejournal.com]

(Young teenager consistently calls me "old man" now. For some reason I find this endearing.)

Because you've lived that long damnit! The world hasn't killed you yet 'cause you won't let it.

(If anyone's thrown an "answer this post or you suck" tantrum, do feel free to point them here.)

Hopefully they're not now taking a break from LJ and thus unable to tell you about it.