The question song.

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I have been memed by missyk8. The rules: copy and answer it if you like, I'm not too worried.

1. How many clowns would it take to freak you out?
Google "clown porn". I dare you.

2. What is your favourite card game?
I am deeply annoyed that the cardgames extension no longer works with Firefox 4.

3. Tea or coffee?
Green tea by the bucket, and coffee by the next bucket.

4. Five things you can touch right now without getting up.

1. Empty wine glass (Freda has been quite the pickle today)
2. For Us, The Living, Robert A. Heinlein's not very good long-unpublished first novel
3. Freda's hair brush
4. Freda's comb
5. My shitty laptop speakers.

5. You have to be somewhere on the fourth floor of a building. Do you take the lift/elevator?
I work on a third floor that's really a fourth floor as the ground floor is double height and I walk up most days.

6. How do you feel about your reflection?
Useful.

7. What are you thinking about right now?
That Freda is being very demanding today and that coffee is goood.

8. Write the first word that comes to mind.
POO.

9. Dog person or cat person?
Cat. Nothing against dogs, but I don't think of a dog as a necessary household item like a cat.

10. If you came across £2,000 (or other currency) would you keep it or turn it in?
That much? Turn it in. I suspect my threshold is around a few hundred. Tell you what, leave piles of several hundred quid around and see what I do.

11. What was the last thing that you bought?
Two bottles of wine (none arrived in today's delivery), two small tubs of ice cream (we forgot it in today's delivery) and single cream.

12. If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
A tour around America would be fun. That'll take a few days, right?

13. Where do you see yourself in five years?
With a nine-year-old. That'll be frightening.

14. Last book you read?
The God Delusion. Having actually read the thing, I conclude that its reputation amongst the religious is made entirely, 100%, of butthurt, including assumed butthurt from people who haven't read the book but parrot stuff people they think they agree with have said about it. You should read it. If you have complaints about Dawkins and haven't actually read it, just ask and I'll get you a copy.

15. What are you doing this weekend?
Cleaning the house. Bathing Freda. Taking the washing around to the launderette. Getting the shopping packed. No Vagabonds tonight, but Pembury tomorrow evening. I am taking tomorrow as diet binge day.

16. What's your dream job?
Landed dilettante. Work is an affront against humanity. Being necessary does not make it good.

17. How are you?
Somewhat Freda-frazzled, but life is going pretty well. This morning I weighed in at 93kg, which is boggling territory. arkady says I look healthy (not too thin), so that's fine. I need new jeans.