Nuke Brent Park Shopping Centre from orbit.

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I like shopping, really I do. I can wander Camden for hours, billing and cooing at the pretty things. It's crap I despise, and Brent Park is where crap goes to breed.

It is, however, a convenient bus ride from my house, so it's where ladylilith and I went for unfortunately necessary consumerist badness and to rub shoulders with the local suburban trash. Who are identical to Australian suburban trash, and undoubtedly suburban trash from anywhere else in the world.

Consumer items scored: a toaster (two long slots), black fitted sheet and pillowcase (black sheet, purple quilt - my bed looks so 'l33t), handkerchiefs, face cloth, tights and the December issue of Vogue.

We were there for two hours and it felt like only four.