Fait accompli.

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• You misunderstand. Our goal is to make computers easier to use, not to make them more useful.

The dear little kitten has been sending £20 notes flying off into the sunset again. However, two days at the vet on a drip and aerial bombardment with antibiotics has made him much happier and healthier.

They're still finishing building Freda's school. So next week, she's off on four daytrips in a row: London Zoo, Woburn Safari Park, an arts and crafts day at the other school building and the Science Museum. I expect her to sleep well every night.

Work is busy. We had a complete car crash of a deployment on Monday, so we've spent the week fixing things. And just happened to finally implement some severely post-mature optimisations. May I heartily endorse Siege, which is just the thing for trying to break a website as absolutely hard as possible (and cheers to ideological_cuddle for the tipoff).

And now for HITLER'S COCK:

Q. What's fascist and phallocentric and knocks on the window?
A. HITLER'S COCK in a microwave.

Q. What did HITLER'S COCK do when it lost THE GAME?
A. Took its ball and went home.