reddragdiva: (trolldad)
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The dear little kitten has been sending £20 notes flying off into the sunset again. However, two days at the vet on a drip and aerial bombardment with antibiotics has made him much happier and healthier.

They're still finishing building Freda's school. So next week, she's off on four daytrips in a row: London Zoo, Woburn Safari Park, an arts and crafts day at the other school building and the Science Museum. I expect her to sleep well every night.

Work is busy. We had a complete car crash of a deployment on Monday, so we've spent the week fixing things. And just happened to finally implement some severely post-mature optimisations. May I heartily endorse Siege, which is just the thing for trying to break a website as absolutely hard as possible (and cheers to [personal profile] ideological_cuddle for the tipoff).

And now for HITLER'S COCK:

Q. What's fascist and phallocentric and knocks on the window?
A. HITLER'S COCK in a microwave.

Q. What did HITLER'S COCK do when it lost THE GAME?
A. Took its ball and went home.

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Date: 2011-09-23 09:20 pm (UTC)
vampwillow: (brain)
From: [personal profile] vampwillow
You realise that when I saw 'microwave' in "HITLER'S COCK in a microwave" I immediately thought Arkady had been playing around again ;-P

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Date: 2011-09-23 10:53 pm (UTC)
fluffymormegil: @ (Default)
From: [personal profile] fluffymormegil
Is "build a working time machine" on The List? That would seem to be an essential prerequisite.

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Date: 2011-09-24 01:40 pm (UTC)
arkady: (Default)
From: [personal profile] arkady
It probably is now. :-(

I could probably settle for Rasputin's cock, but it wouldn't have quite the same ring to it.

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Date: 2011-09-25 08:29 am (UTC)
vatine: Generated with some CL code and a hand-designed blackletter font (Default)
From: [personal profile] vatine
Surely it is Prince Albert's cock that has a ring to it?

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Date: 2011-09-27 08:03 am (UTC)
redcountess: (Default)
From: [personal profile] redcountess
Boom Tish!

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Date: 2011-09-27 08:02 am (UTC)
redcountess: (Default)
From: [personal profile] redcountess
Me too :-)

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