when people ask if something is broken during an outage

[reddragdiva]

“HEY DIVA IS THE SERVER DOWN”

“it’s dead dave”

“WHAT IS”

“everything dave”

“WHAT THE DEV SERVER”

“everything’s dead dave”

"WHAT THE PG SERVER”

“they’re all dead, everything’s dead dave”

“WHAT THE FILE SHARES”

"Gordon Bennet, yes the file shares, everything, everything’s dead dave. everything’s dead, everything is dead dave”

“WAIT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME EVERYTHING’S DEAD”

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[hirez.livejournal.com]

The early set of servers in the one DC were all Red Dwarf characters.

And there was a Dave on the ops team.

"Even Petersen?"

"Dave, everybody's dead, etc."