"Oh! When they play the music too slow my heart falls into the cold and the ice has come again!"

[reddragdiva]

• If only this could happen to your boss.

• More Nemi in English.

• Micropayments still suck. Fame or fortune: pick one.

• The power of anal contraction.

redcountess does not have the job as of tomorrow. But has a prospect of being called in the next few weeks. (Call-centre temp stuff.) Which is the worst of a 'no' and a 'yes.' She is still teh 'l33t, though.

We want to go to B-Movie tomorrow, but are po'. Liz has forbidden me from funding our admission selling blowjobs in the streets of Kings Cross, so is anyone rich enough to spring for both of us to get in? I put out!

Tonight I feed soup to a sick arkady.

Comments

[arkady.livejournal.com]

I second Liz! You so are not whoring yourself out in KX just for B-Movie entry. And if you do, I shan't kiss you for a month. So ner. :-P

[reddragdiva]

I said I'd use a condom!

Not that I don't usually give it away fre I do have standards, darling.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

If you so want to go to B-Movie that much, I'm more than willing to give you the entry price. I will not have people gossipping that my boyfriend can be bought for the entrance to B-Movie!!

[reddragdiva]

It's probably not gossip if it's public knowl I am touched and pleased that you defend my honour so! *smooooch*

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Look, you're not whoring yourself and that's final. Otherwise, sick or no, I will damned well drag myself to London on Friday night and guard it with my goddamned sword if need be.

Capice?

[reddragdiva]

See you soon. With soup!

/me has now left the building

[damned-colonial.livejournal.com]

Oh my dear sweet lord. I will get *no* work done today if I start imagining you on your knees in an alleyway somewhere.

Why does arkady not understand the hotness of this prospect?

[rataxis.livejournal.com]

I think you'll find David's more of a cubicle queen...

[reddragdiva]

You are so dead.

[reddragdiva]

Don't forget that I'll be in full makeup, lace-topped stockings, short skirt and tits She wants it all for herself. Well, half She puts me on a pedestal so she can look up my skirt She is merely concerned for my honour and purity. I am loved and cherished.