National trust.

[reddragdiva]

• Pirate Party UK Facebook group.

• Geek win! Cheers to Bill Bradford!

• NotN: Banks fail Scientology "stress test".

Today's Twitter experiment, prompted by bob: use the words "social media" or the hashtag "#socialmedia" and see how long it takes for social media pundits and other such wankers to auto-follow you. Then block them for using auto-add software like the spammers they are. I got one FIVE SECONDS after my first test. (Name and shame: @adamcoomes.) Please popularise hashtag "#socialmediawankers".

Today is hairdye day! The younger teenager decided yesterday that she wanted to go from dyed black to white blonde. What could possibly go wrong? She ended up perfect ginger, except the bleach-yellow roots. Applied another dose of bleach today and it didn't change a thing except making the roots lighter. I have a pack of chemist ash-blonde I'm donating to the cause. I'm sure frying her hair and having it crumble into dust will be most educational. arkady is making her fringe light purple and the back extremely purple. Freda is just drawing in black pen all over her hands and clothes.

I've been enjoying taking Freda for walks on the reins. Took her down the shops just now — if she isn't exhausted after that, then it's not possible. Mum says she used to take me out on reins, though I don't remember it at all. I'm surprised she didn't keep me in a cage.

Plant bukkake. Tree sperm pumping up my nose. Receiving end of a vegetarian King Kong money shot.

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[xlerb.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that wouldn't even be plausibly natural-looking in most anime universes.