The devil finds work for idle hands, so keep a chair on my return.

• A heartfelt public announcement from jwz.

• M.C. Escher rendered in Lego.

• Civilise The City!

• "In my darkest dark moments, I can always say, 'Johnny Cash did one of my songs, you can all get fucked.'"

• If you love me, you'll get me this.

• The Tube map every tourist really wants.

• The Alexis de Tocqueville Institute are back producing works of unspeakable genius.

• The record industry is still fucked. Utterly. Terminally.

Dinner in St. Albans last night - salmon fillet, rice and mushrooms with the beautiful, wonderful and cuddly arkady. Tonight I am listening to redcountess and missyk8 playing Grim Fandango.

We seek to attend B-Movie on Friday. Go do redcountess's poll! I put out for *pint*s!