They call me dim.

• "If three new members name you as their inspiration for joining, you can have a customized recorded message from Richard Stallman or Eben Moglen, good for use on your answering machine or voicemail." Oh boy!

Unemployed ennui can be alleviated by rebooting your dodgy phone. Twelve messages, from Monday night to this morning. Several pimp calls later. That's better.