It's a bike! What a surprise.

I had a 50cc Honda which I won when I was 12. (Sucking a Chupa Chup, timed.) This meant (a) I couldn't ride it for many years (b) I was already too tall for it. So I sold it for a pushbike. Nice Raleigh. I crashed it into the back of a parked car trying to read and cycle at the same time. Yes, I've always been like this.

(Prompted by hirez.)

OH NOES!!!

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