Let it buckle, let it bend.
Sep. 4th, 2005 05:33 pmFriday, arkady and I went to a dinner party at
nou's. Hi to
ewtikins,
chrysaphi and
wintrmute. Also met Kake's
housemate boyfriend rjw1, her sister Liz and
friend Phil. My back went sproing walking from East Croydon station,
so I took a pile of tablets and several medicinal beers. Cheers to Bob for
his Badger collection. Kathryn and Kake regaled us with tales of the naked canapés.
Saturday was a writeoff for housework with the sproinged back, so we stayed in bed obsessively watching the bad news from New Orleans. X Window System was the Wikipedia front page, and was nicely improved over the course of the day. Space opera in Scientology doctrine should be up in a week or two.
I stopped at Arkady's and stepped on her new scales. I'm still in 34" jeans, but I WEIGH A HUNDRED KILOGRAMS. I know I tell everyone else to look at their measurements and never their weight, but it's still horrible. Two weeks of a desk job and I put on five kilos! I may never eat again.
On Sunday, Arkady came over early to bleach my hair and she, redcountess and I went to the London
Fetish Fair. I secured my preciousss cloves from
webcowgirl. (
shadowdaddy had bought Djarums rather than
Gudangs, but I'm sure I'll go through them at a suitable rate!) We saw lots
of dear pr3v3rts. Arkady bought a black carriage whip with a suede handle
and I got a leather wristband (goes well with the mesh top) and will be
emailing about a lovely leather waist cincher which would also go
very well. (It has a metal ring on the front. Arkady offered to put a leash
on it so I wouldn't get lost, but my plan is to attach my camera to it.
When I get a working camera.)
ciphergoth had a moral dilemma at the bar. He overheard a
woman discussing how she was allowed to send ten emails per account, so
would create hundreds of accounts and cleverly use them to promote her site
using the other site. The moral dilemma was: should he beat her around the
head and neck first, or go for the gut? And would a baseball bat or death
by a thousand cuts (one per email) be more morally correct? "Why yes, my
personal kink is beating the living fuck out of spammers. Excuse me." (bam, pow, splat)
Update: We have an answer.
Update 2: Space opera in Scientology doctrine is now slotted in for September 10th.
Update 3: What we ate at Kake's.