Pickle.

• This is really quite scary.

• This, however, is definitely the way forward.

• This is entirely accurate.

Freda's been incredibly fractious today. She's currently sleeping (at bloody last) next to me. The Ixus 50 makes a really nice handy video camera.

I'm still coughing up rancid slime, so will not be at B-Movie tonight. Bah! So please post something to amuse me, before I run out of Intarweb.