I love technology-gy-gy-gy-gy.

Dear Apache 1.3,

Please hurry up and return to the circle of Hell reserved for obsolete software from the days of the cryptography Cold War and do please take your friends mod_perl 1 and mod_ssl with you. Fucking aargh.

no love,
me.

p.s.: GOATSEING PIGFELCHER.

p.p.s.: You compiled the install path into the httpd binary. I SAW WHAT YOU FUCKING DID THERE.

Taking Tiger Mountain (by sodomy).

After a day of fighting ancient open sores software, I cursed my way home and was greeted by my beautiful baby daughter, who is better than anything ever and immediately cheered me up. Her mother and stepmother were also most pleased to have someone take her off their hands. Freda is instant proud daddy cheerfulness. I should note the two beers and the codeine did their part in improving my attitude.

Sunday down the Pembury was just what was needed. I promise not to wave Freda at people that much all the time. pir has an Eee ZOMG CUTE WANT.

Thursday is cheap eBay listings day and it's probably time to clear the camera pile. Old Ixuses and tiny tiny Casio Exilims, still smaller than anything now available at the price! I shall be putting the proceeds towards a Fujifilm F31fd, if I can find one for under £150. They've gone up in price since being replaced by the mediocre F50.

After five and a half years' paid LJ, my account runs out tomorrow. (Please don't pay it, they're still too stupid to get my money.) The server is already being crap for me. Yeah, that'll definitely change my mind.