Empire state human.

Deciding at 10pm to do a grocery order and having it show up at the door 11am the next day is why living in the future is really cool.

Second day ill, insufficiently coherent even to work from home and asking arkady the same question three or four times in a row. Bored, but I've run out of internet dumb enough to understand. I was having trouble understanding lolcats earlier.

I showed Arkady this site a couple of days ago. The book just arrived from Amazon. She's emitting manic cackles. Countdown to lease-breaking household explosion in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...