With the devil in my bed and the devil in this bottle.

[reddragdiva]

Not that I meme. But as it's Commercialisation of Romance day: you wake up next to me. To your right is me, to your left is the bedside table (with all the things one might want to find therein), ahead of you is the door, behind you is the window. What's your first thought? Your second and third?

Update: Yes, the coffee will be about fifteen minutes!

Comments

[hestia.livejournal.com]

coffeeeeeeeeeeee...

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

where is oscarhocklee?
where are my glasses?

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

I'd probably be quite shocked. My thoughts would likely be a jumble - since I'm not in my room, I don't remember going to bed with you, and I have no idea what transpired. :-)

[reddragdiva]

Coming right up, darling!

[redcountess]

"I'm home" :-)

"coffeeeee!"

"needaweee!"

[reddragdiva]

They're on the bedside table, of course. Your phone is there as well.

[shadowdaddy.livejournal.com]

You're the second or third iteration of this meme I've seen today, and it's funny...my first thought each time has been the same:

"webcowgirl, what have you gotten me into now?!?!"

=P

[arkady.livejournal.com]

"Pretty boi." :-)
"I'm in the wrong bed, aren't I?"
"Where's Liz?? This is her side of the bed!!"

[topbit.livejournal.com]

1/ Good to finally meet ya, been reading you in the monastery for years.
2/ With that description, there's gotta be a grue around here
3/ /me Thinks, "Am I wearing any pants?"

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

..So, what did I do last night?

Oh. phone. I grab my phone and call ccooke to say 'good morning'. An insulin-inspiring conversation ensues.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/]

"Hrm, I'm in bed with him"
"So what did we do last night?"
"Am I going to get into trouble for it?"

[http://users.livejournal.com/raven_/]

Am I dreaming.

Is this the past.

Have we had a pyjama party?

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Probably "Hmm, my penis feels like it is in a Dyson" ;-)

I like this meme

[webcowgirl.livejournal.com]

1) Mmm, yummy man.
2) Are there more XXX on the table? Maybe in the drawer ...
3) I'm sore ...

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

"where am i?"
"what's that smell?"
"oh, god, it's me..."

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

"Oh shit"
"OH SHIT!"
"Shit."

[rufus.livejournal.com]

What time is it?

How in the world did I end up in bed with David?

I hope I didn't sleep *too* acrobatically.

[edwards.livejournal.com]

1st: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
2nd: I am NEVER drinking Absinthe again.
3rd: I need tea.

[tephramancy.livejournal.com]

1st: "Shit, I'm in East London."
2nd: "Shit, I don't know how to get out of East London."
3rd: "I don't remember James being *that* blonde..."

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

1) *blink* I'm in bed with reddragdiva.
2) I'm reasonably sure he doesn't fancy me.
3) Why then am I in bed with reddragdiva?

[severina-242.livejournal.com]

1. How on earth did I get to London without noticing?

2. I'm never drinking Tennants again!

3. How nice to see David again!

[clanwilliam.livejournal.com]

1. Arrrgh!

2. Eeek!

3. Arrrgh!

[lothie.livejournal.com]

1. What the fuck am I doing back in the UK?

2. Oh RAWR!

3. *censored* ;)

[ejde.livejournal.com]

coffee, coffee, coffee!

[jauncourt.livejournal.com]

1: How in hell did I get halfway across the world?

2: Why don't I remember last night?

3: Where's the coffee?