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Being a genius, I have the Featured Article on Uncyclopedia today: KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand.

The KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand by IKEA is one of the finest, clearest and most popular design examples of self-assembly furniture ever devised. Costs are saved by the assembly not being performed in the factory, and by greatly reduced volumes for shipping and storage by the distributor and retailer. It comes in flat-packs, with instructions that are clear and diagrammatical. You do have to get through IKEA without KILLING EACH OTHER AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU, and WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING GOING TO IKEA ON A WEEKEND AFTERNOON, but that's a small price to pay for Scandinavian design excellence. Ingvar Kamprad was personally responsible for this one, you know.

Still waiting on Fountainhead Earth getting the votes. You can check my other works of genius at my Uncyclopedia user page.

Comments

[vampwillow]

I've never had any difficulty putting IKEA furniture together (which includes beds, sofas, shelving and other furniture).

Maybe it's just you?

;-P