Oh maybe, oh maybe lie down.

[reddragdiva]

Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time. Except of course with the hypothetical or unattainable. A slightly less extreme version is to only allow them to be with people less attractive than they perceive themselves to be.

Fauxsexual: Kisses the same sex in public, wouldn't give them head in private with a gun to their heads. Someone who gives bis a bad rep with gays.

(Shamelessly stolen from faerierhona.)

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

Comments

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

Monogamous?

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

(and faithful, since I suppouse being 'monogamous' doesn't actually imply that you don't give head to others in private, just that you're not suppoused too. or something. arrrgh. GIN!)

[lnr]

Oh why have I not seen that icon before? Far better than the version with tea!

Mmm gin. Only 3 more days til Lent is over.

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

Because I only made it this week, that's why. :)

[lnr]

That would explain it :-)

I am bringing the G&T jelly recipe to whitby. I don't think tea jelly would be half as nice.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

I agree with all of your icon except the use of Gordons, which is cooking gin.

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

And yet you don't comment about the victory gin...

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Brings my cutlery up a treat.