Oh maybe, oh maybe lie down.

[reddragdiva]

Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time. Except of course with the hypothetical or unattainable. A slightly less extreme version is to only allow them to be with people less attractive than they perceive themselves to be.

Fauxsexual: Kisses the same sex in public, wouldn't give them head in private with a gun to their heads. Someone who gives bis a bad rep with gays.

(Shamelessly stolen from faerierhona.)

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

Comments

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

What do you call someone who'd snog same-sex in public and thinks they'd *like* to give head in private [no gun needed] but hasn't had the opportunity thus far?

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Unlucky. ;)

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

Maybi-in-waiting? [Although the pronounciation has to be all over the place... Oh, never mind.]

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

Bicurious. I like bicurious people.Especially bicurious women. Convincing them can be so much fun! *grin*

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Excessively patient?

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Toaster oven.

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

Monogamous?

[reddragdiva]

Bisexual who hasn't had the chance yet.

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

Ready and willing? ;)

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I have encountered many of the latter at various gigs and clubs and they make me want to stab indiscriminately. Especially the ones who turn out to be hitting on you to amuse their boyfriend. *growl*

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

Nice icon.

[cookwitch.livejournal.com]

*nods*

Thankfully none of them have ever actually tried to hit on me. This might be beause I have been Otherwise Engaged at the tme with a real woman.

[sbp.livejournal.com]

They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s) every time.

Sorry, English got in the way of jargon here. "veto their partners" to me means they don't like their own partners, or the partners of the people they like, rather than "veto their partners' choices" which is I think what you meant translated into English.

What's wrong with kissing the same sex in public but not going any further? Maybe that's what they're comfortable with. No-one should be made to do anything sexually that they don't want to.

[reddragdiva]

Grammar fixed. Nothing; pretending you do, however, is a different matter.

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

i can't figure out what you're saying. they fuck anyone except their primary partner? huh?

[reddragdiva]

They go with who they wish, but come up with reasons to veto their partner's wanderings every time.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Fauxmo, innit?

[gothicat.livejournal.com]

Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time. Except of course with the hypothetical or unattainable. A slightly less extreme version is to only allow them to be with people less attractive than they perceive themselves to be.

Yes, I know one of those, currently the bane of my existance and the woman I am in love with.

Why is it the only woman that seems to want me isnt allowed me :( (but can have any other person but me)
:( :(

[sbp.livejournal.com]

Vetoes suck. Me and my partner don't subscribe to them. But then we're less likely to be out trawling at Slimelight or whatever.

[privateskylark.livejournal.com]

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

That's because we all know people exactly like that and they're probably reading this ;)

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

Besides, it's much fun to think about poofterism than the drama induced hurt feelings that polyshamory brings.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

You forgot "and is extremely homophobic, extremely loudly, five minutes later, when feeling a lack of opposite-sex attention".

[reddragdiva]

Ah, but IT'S ALL A LARF, INNIT.

[absinthea.livejournal.com]

Your polyshamery definition sounds like "jealousy", "mistrust", or someone who simply isn't cut out for a poly relationship.
Admittedly, though...I can't really wrap my head around poly. I'd probably be that way (polyshamery) because of that. Monogamy works well for A1 and I :)

Polyshamory

[daneel-olivaw.livejournal.com]

We could name people like that, but then we'd never get head in this town again?

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time.

My ex-gf was very much like this.

[markeris.livejournal.com]

Ah bollocks, I can`t be arsed to read through that lot.

Anyway. Sexuality is what one defines oneself as the morning after. If anyone above that I couldn`t be arsed reading has said that then I owe them a lollipop.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Polyshamory sounds like most red-blooded american males.

[beckyzoole.livejournal.com]

Polyshamory, gah, I know people just like that. One of them frequently makes snide comments about "polyfuckery" and how she and her husband don't do nasty things like that.

Gah.