Oh maybe, oh maybe lie down.

[reddragdiva]

Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time. Except of course with the hypothetical or unattainable. A slightly less extreme version is to only allow them to be with people less attractive than they perceive themselves to be.

Fauxsexual: Kisses the same sex in public, wouldn't give them head in private with a gun to their heads. Someone who gives bis a bad rep with gays.

(Shamelessly stolen from faerierhona.)

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

Comments

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

isn't that just called "jealous"? or "greedy"?

[reddragdiva]

It's called a number of things, indeed.

[tviokh.livejournal.com]

Such as "an excuse to cheat" or "poly is cool, and I like being able to say I'm poly because it's so cool, but, only long as I'm the one that gets to do it; I expect you to be faithful and monogamous because while I'm honest and open, you're probably a cheating, lying whore."

[illuin.livejournal.com]

Somewhat assumes that the person doing the vetoing is the male?
Can men be Whores? Hmm... I'm a conslutant.
yesterday "I'll do anything for money"
boss: "What's your rate?"
me: $2500/day

[tviokh.livejournal.com]

Since when can men not be whores?