Oh maybe, oh maybe lie down.

[reddragdiva]

Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time. Except of course with the hypothetical or unattainable. A slightly less extreme version is to only allow them to be with people less attractive than they perceive themselves to be.

Fauxsexual: Kisses the same sex in public, wouldn't give them head in private with a gun to their heads. Someone who gives bis a bad rep with gays.

(Shamelessly stolen from faerierhona.)

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

Comments

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of "monopoly" -- fly into a jealous rage if anybody so much as smiles at your partner, but not have a problem with flirting shamelessly with anybody who looks at you. Which seems similar, except within a mono relationship rather than poly. Kinda. Stop looking at me like that, it made sense in my head.

[reddragdiva]

"monopolyamory" could work.