Oh maybe, oh maybe lie down.

[reddragdiva]

Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time. Except of course with the hypothetical or unattainable. A slightly less extreme version is to only allow them to be with people less attractive than they perceive themselves to be.

Fauxsexual: Kisses the same sex in public, wouldn't give them head in private with a gun to their heads. Someone who gives bis a bad rep with gays.

(Shamelessly stolen from faerierhona.)

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

Comments

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

Get me really drunk and I might tell you about the Worst Head I Ever Gave (which was to a woman, I've not had any spectacularly terrible experiences with cock, bi and gay men tend to be better about hygiene)

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

when am i going to get the chance to get you drunk, eh? if you won't come to whitby, how am i meant to extract these terrible stories? :P

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

Tell ya what, next time you're in the note I will get extra speshul plastared and i will regale you with tales.

Or just find me on IM after I get back from the hedrons gig tonight, I will likely be sufficently steaming.