Oh maybe, oh maybe lie down.

[reddragdiva]

Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time. Except of course with the hypothetical or unattainable. A slightly less extreme version is to only allow them to be with people less attractive than they perceive themselves to be.

Fauxsexual: Kisses the same sex in public, wouldn't give them head in private with a gun to their heads. Someone who gives bis a bad rep with gays.

(Shamelessly stolen from faerierhona.)

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

Comments

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

You forgot "and is extremely homophobic, extremely loudly, five minutes later, when feeling a lack of opposite-sex attention".

[reddragdiva]

Ah, but IT'S ALL A LARF, INNIT.

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

Wimmins kissings is h0tz!! Menz kisssings is wr0nnggzz!!!

[absinthea.livejournal.com]

Psht, says you! Menz kissings can be hawt (sometimes, depending on the menz, I'd have to agree with you, though)

If A1 sees that icon he just might request to use it ;) We have Capatain Jack battles *all the time*.