Oh maybe, oh maybe lie down.

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Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time. Except of course with the hypothetical or unattainable. A slightly less extreme version is to only allow them to be with people less attractive than they perceive themselves to be.

Fauxsexual: Kisses the same sex in public, wouldn't give them head in private with a gun to their heads. Someone who gives bis a bad rep with gays.

(Shamelessly stolen from faerierhona.)

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

Comments

Re: Nobody uses the term hetereo-curious for straight virgins.

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Some women appear to fantasize that if Oscar Wilde would have only slept with them, he'd have straightened right out. We were talking about one of Wilde's biographers at brunch last week.