Relationships.
Apr. 30th, 2006 03:11 pmWomen are insane. Men are much simpler: easy to get into bed, throw computers, steak and porn at them and fuck them every now and then and they're no trouble.
Women are insane. Men are much simpler: easy to get into bed, throw computers, steak and porn at them and fuck them every now and then and they're no trouble.
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Date: 2006-04-30 09:11 pm (UTC)Women crave abuse.
Men go for the crazy.
Therefore, women will pick men who give them the right flavor of abuse (which isn't *exactly* the right word . . . neglect, or distance, or picking-on, will do just as well), then they will go crazy, then men will love them until they get too crazy, in which case they'll move on to the next woman.
* * * Kyle is interjecting with "Women crave DYSFUNCTION," because he doesn't want to be quoted without the appropriate buffers in place, i.e., that he's MOSTLY kidding.
Also, married to me, and I take very little shit from anyone, so obviously he's joking about the 'abuse'. Although he DOES pick on me in a most evil and vexing way. *hmph*
-- A (who isn't going to argue about the crazy -- what would be the point??)