Dear Gmail,

[reddragdiva]

Please stop putting spam recipe links above the list when I'm sorting through the spam. They're actually more disgusting than the spam subject lines.

Comments

[sprezzatoura.livejournal.com]

Spam fajitas, anyone?

I nearly did a poll the other week about whether anyone had ever actually followed any of those links.

[reddragdiva]

Your wife will be searching an hour for her underwear in your ocean of spam.

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

Ew! I think that's more disgusting than the original..

[mindspillage.livejournal.com]

I actually thought they were amusing, and I hate spam. Sorry; it's all the fault of people like me. Apologies.

[reddragdiva]

It was realising just now that I didn't actually want to go through my spam because I'd see another spam recipe link at the top and go "urgh".

[ladykathryn.livejournal.com]

Have you gotten the spam quiche one yet?

[reddragdiva]

That's what inspired this post.

[ladykathryn.livejournal.com]

I just got "spam primavera". Up until having a gmail account, I was not aware that spam was an actual culinary ingredient; I thought it was something sportsmen fried up when they failed to catch anything.

[webcowgirl.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's very, very funny.

[liluri.livejournal.com]

Agreed, I never needed to know about spam sushi... May I never visit Hawaii during their spam festival!

[trayce.livejournal.com]

Haw! Yes, I noticed that the other day. I didn't know wether to be amused or sick.

[reddragdiva]

It was funny at first ...

[illdrinn.livejournal.com]

Aaaah but spam subject lines can be Hi-liarious

http://www.spamusement.com/

[reddragdiva]

Breathe the air of life on your spamatozoids.
Do you want to see the fountain of spam?
For your wife’s b-day you want to make a spam firework for her?
Don’t flood with your spam the neighbors downstairs.
Good not only for your penis and spam but also for overall health.
In Soviet Russia, penis enhances YOU.
With our Spamamax your ejaculation will remind you of bubbling fountains.
Make your spamatozoids active with Spamamax.

(I don't think the Soviet Russia one is an actual subject line, though.)