Dear Gmail,

[reddragdiva]

Please stop putting spam recipe links above the list when I'm sorting through the spam. They're actually more disgusting than the spam subject lines.

Comments

[illdrinn.livejournal.com]

Aaaah but spam subject lines can be Hi-liarious

http://www.spamusement.com/

[reddragdiva]

Breathe the air of life on your spamatozoids.
Do you want to see the fountain of spam?
For your wife’s b-day you want to make a spam firework for her?
Don’t flood with your spam the neighbors downstairs.
Good not only for your penis and spam but also for overall health.
In Soviet Russia, penis enhances YOU.
With our Spamamax your ejaculation will remind you of bubbling fountains.
Make your spamatozoids active with Spamamax.

(I don't think the Soviet Russia one is an actual subject line, though.)