Plastic age.

[reddragdiva]

Wanting to shag the lift's voice is perfectly normal. It's like the sexay plummy accented dominant woman talking for the GPS. I'm sure there's a whole world of bad GPS/Lift slash just waiting to make people want to spork their eyes out.

courtesy hieroglyphe, who now has some idea what she's in for

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[reddragdiva]

The Vagina Monologues: "I say I say I say, my vagina's got no nose!" "How does it smell?" "FRESHLY WASHED AND SWEETLY FEMININE, YOU VILE BASTARD!" **thwap*